Buying a new sex toy is like buying a car; everybody wants the easy option, but that’s not always the best bet. You could put a little bit of money into an old clunker and wait for it to break down on you in the middle of North Dakota or you could invest a little more money into something that’ll get you where you want to go in style, comfort, and safety. In terms of male masturbation toys, Fleshlights are the BMWs of strokers. They consistently boast a particular quality — and uniform style —that put them in a spot high above your typical male sex toys.
The Fleshlight, like the BMW, has a ton of variety to ensure you don’t get bored “driving” the same thing over and over. That’s why we love the fact that Fleshlight has a huge selection of sleeves moulded from the likes of real life adult actresses and cam models. One of the best we’ve ever tried is the Lisa Ann Fleshlight.
Who is Lisa Ann? Well, she's been in the porn scene since the mid-nineties and had a second coming (pun intended) playing Sarah Palin in the Hustler video, Who's Nailin' Paylin? Before ultimately quitting porn in 2014, Lisa Ann collaborated with Fleshlight to release five sleeves that represent her finest assets. Because someone’s gotta do it, we decided a review is in order and spent the day “testing out” the Lisa Ann Fleshlight… for quality control, of course.
Who It’s For
Like many of the Fleshlight Girls products, Lisa Ann’s sleeve is for diehard Lisa Ann fans. That isn’t to say that those who don’t appreciate her work won’t like the sturdy grip of her Barracuda sleeve. The sensation this thing gives is an unparalleled amount of pleasure you would have trouble finding with a cheaper masturbation toy. Allow the description on the site say to explain it in a eloquent and sexy manner: “The Barracuda texture is a gripping battery of unmatched pleasure. As you enter the sleeve, you will start with a subtle resistance of front facing bristles. A thick passageway then follows into a massaging grip-like feel as you are rubbed and tugged to relief.”
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You’re getting all this and more with the Lisa Ann sleeve. If you want to stray from the norm, we wholeheartedly endorse the Forbidden butt sleeve. A ridiculous tightness grips your member and almost gives you the impression you’re inside the real Lisa Ann. The Lisa Ann sleeves are for dudes who crave pleasure and wants to get as close to the real thing as possible. No, you’re not getting a real person, but you’re not far off.
Why We Love It
The Lisa Ann model is a fun twist on the classic Fleshlight. Here are some of the specs:
- Over nine inches of insertable space, which is especially useful for the more endowed guys.
- Five sleeves that give you a variety of textures and tightness: Barracuda, Lotus, Mini Lotus, Forbidden, and Swallow.
- Fully compatible with Fleshlight accessories: Launchpad, Phonestrap, Shower mount, and Sleeve warmer
- Lisa Ann’s line offers a MILF Madness pack, VStroker attachment, and Kiiroo Onyx.
What They're Saying
“The wrapping and pointed massage effect of the thin and long-stemmed bumps of the Barracuda insert creates a pleasurable sensation and is accompanied by an above-average strong suction effect. Thanks to the differently aligned bump textures and the constriction between the chambers, the stimulation is strikingly more varied compared to the Vibro Touch insert and provides a completely new world of stimulation, which will excite beginners as well as experienced Fleshlight users.” — Fleshking.net
“Overall, the Barracuda is a great ride. The intensity of the bristles starts off low and builds rapidly into a sensation coming close to that of the Destroya. I felt very well stimulated after each of my FLights. My orgasm was really fantastic and the texture produced excellent pleasure. If you like intensity, then I would recommend the Barracuda. If you like a smoother ride, then skip this sleeve. The Barracuda makes a fine higher end sleeve that builds in intensity the closer you get to orgasm and delivers a great finish.” — Forums.Fleshlight.com
“I’ve used the Lisa Ann Fleshlight a number of times since and it feels better with every go. The orgasms get better with every use. I have noticed with this Fleshlight that if I use less lube than I usually do it gives a much more realistic and sensitive sensation. I would definitely recommend the Lisa Ann Fleshlight to fans of her films and even if you’ve never seen any of her films before I would suggest you definitely give this Fleshlight a try.” — Fleshlightreviews.co.uk
“Now, for those of you who have shared this experience with an actual woman, you’ll know that feeling is actually pretty similar. Extremely tight… and then it opens up allowing you to drive a little bit deeper and faster. I have to give props to this product for doing a hell of a job of giving me that feeling here.” — MarketofPleasure.com
“We actually only have one genuine complaint with the Fleshlight products; the material used to make the sleeves is porous. This material is advertised as being phthalate-free, which is great news, but unfortunately it is very difficult to clean thoroughly. Drying the canal is even harder, as it is difficult to air out the inside of the canal. Unfortunately, this often results in the sleeve developing an off-putting, fusty smell. This has happened with all our Fleshlight sleeves and that scent will linger on your junk after every session. Not nice at all.” — TheGrittyWoman.com
Like some of the reviews suggest, the texture of the inside of the Fleshlight makes it extremely hard to clean and dry properly. Extra precautions should be taken to ensure it doesn’t get moldy—but that just involves turning it inside out, washing properly, and coating with corn starch.
Other drawbacks are your run-of-the-mill problems Fleshlight fans typically encounter with sleeves. The Lisa Ann Barracuda is pretty big, thus quite difficult to have discreetly shipped to your home and just as difficult to hide in your sock drawer. Also, like the Asa Akira sleeve, the Lisa Ann Fleshlight is hardly innovative. It feels great, it looks amazing, but it’s nothing new in terms of Fleshlight’s products. That being said, it’s still definitely worth investing the $79.95. Like we said, this is a male masturbation toy that won’t fall apart like that old clunker car you get off the internet. This is a sturdy, legit sex toy that’s going to last a long time… pending you take care of it.
Where To Buy It
You can grab the Lisa Ann Fleshlight on Fleshlight.com for $79.95.
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